bird: chirps
me: wtf what tab is that coming from

heyfunniest:

me in my room

larryrickardfan:

allmymetaphors:

I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college

What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen

lindsaylohoean:

when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get itimage

teenscoolest:

losing everything but weight

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!